why are you the way you are
Blooper from To Have and Have Not
Lauren: Story of my life, where do you want me to begin?
Humphrey: Oh, I have a pretty good idea, but I can´t think of the god-damn line..
i remember when france gave the uk one point last year
and then graham norton said:
we built a tunnel to your country
it’s that time of year when europe goes to war via music and we all know that the uk has no chance whatsoever.
“I was walking down the street one day, and I heard this person going ‘Sybil!’ and I thought, ‘What?’ I turned around, and it was Michelle Dockery, who plays Mary. And I realised, ‘Oh, that makes sense.’” Jessica Brown-Findlay

I know there are probably hundreds of these already giffed, but I thought I would add mine to the mix. How appropriate that it was Cameron who appeared to House last and convinced him to live. She always knew he had it in him to love, and deep down he knew he did as well. So fitting.
Kids:
A few hours ago, I landed in Los Angeles, turned on my phone, and confirmed what you already know. Sony Pictures Television is replacing me as showrunner on Community, with two seasoned fellows that I’m sure are quite nice - actually, I have it on good authority they’re quite nice, because…
the latest recruitment at the University of Puberty, You’re Doing it Right
Things that piss me off:Eleanor: “I can’t believe how much more grown up you are at your age than I was. I suppose it’s the divorce and all the other mistakes you already made.”So I guess the writers intended this to be, i don’t know funny or something and I know the adults in this show are in a serious competition of who’s the worst parent of the year, but when you think about it this was quite a cruel thing to say, even for a parent of this show, given everything Blair has been through this year.
Serena: “You had your prince and you had Chuck, you didn’t need to take Dan too.”
Blair: “I didn’t TAKE Dan. That’s not how relationships work!”Word. Serena does realize that she and Dan were broken up for over a year when Blair got together with him right? Hard to take something from you when you don’t even have it.
Blair (to Jack): “Thanks for the call.”
Seriously why? Why the hell should Jack call Blair? Why on earth would she pick up the phone? Why would she be in the same room as him, talk to him, let alone thank him?
All great points. It seriously makes you wonder how the heck the writers can write this stuff and not realise how contradicting it all is. I mean they are the ones that wrote the other episodes - do they not notice they are sometimes saying the opposite things?!!
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Dan (about Blair), 5.24 The last perfect line about Dair of the series.
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